Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma is so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo momma is so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!
September 14th, 2007 at 6:43 pm
Hey!! Here is some of my favorite yo momma jokes:
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma’s so fat, her drivers license says, “ Picture continued on other side.”
Yo mama’s so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.