Addicted to Stumble
(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)
Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,
From my mouth, drool is glist’nin’,
I’m happy — although
My boss let me go –
Happily addicted to Stumble.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There’s beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to Stumble!
Snowman
Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, “Yo, man!
Don’t you know tonight’s the senior prom?”
With a listless shrug, I mutter “No, man;
I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!”
I don’t phone, don’t send faxes,
Don’t go out, don’t pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I’m happily addicted to Stumble!
Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to Stuummmble!!! (Yeah!)
December 26th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
[…] (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”) […]
December 26th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Oh man i came here with a stumble and i was telling a friend i had stumbled a lot. your song rules. it made me laugh a lot(LAL)
December 27th, 2007 at 6:25 am
Heheh just stumbling by — had to stop & sing this all the way through!
Good job!
December 28th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
hahahahaa amaaaaazinnnngggg !!! dude this is sooo damn true
this should be a number one hit for years 
peace
December 29th, 2007 at 1:56 am
so true
December 29th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
Great song !! I laughed out loud singing along lol !!!
December 30th, 2007 at 12:09 am
Thank you for the post!
December 30th, 2007 at 12:19 am
Hello… My name is Corrie and I am totally addicted to Stumble….
January 3rd, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I had to sing it too….
hello and welcome to stumblers anonymous.
January 4th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
YEAH MAN STUMBLE ROCKS I LOVE IT. ITS WHAT THE NET WAS INVENTED FOR!!!!
January 6th, 2008 at 1:41 am
YES I’M ADDICTED TO STUMBLEUPON, BECAUSE THEY HAVE EVERYBODY’S INTEREST AT HEART AN AS A GOOD BUSINESS ARE HELPING EVERYONE OUT IN ALL WAYS, BY ALLOWING ANYONE TO TIE - IN WITH ANYONE. WHAT MORE IS THERE TO SAY. JUST TELL IT LIKE IT IS.
January 12th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Fantastic! I just sang it to my husband and he sat shaking his head in dismay and realization that I’m Happily Addicted to Stumble, too! Thanks for the great song.
January 13th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Am just starting to stumble a few minutes ago but this song is showing me how it is gonna be henceforth.
January 14th, 2008 at 2:46 am
IT SEEMS LIKE LAST YEAR IT WAS EASIER TO CHECK DIFFERENT WEB SITES AND LINKS, BUT NOW ITS CHANGED EVEN THOUGH I HAVE ADOBE FLASH + 2 OTHER ADOBE ADD ONS, IT SEEMS CERTAIN SITES STILL WANT ME TO DOWNLOAD ANOTHER ADOBE FLASH ADD ONS, BUT ONE SHOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH ANY. ONLY I HAVE 2 ADOBE FLASH ADD ONS , YET EACH WANTS ME TO DOWNLOAD THERE’S, WHICH IN LOGIC IS KINDA DUMB. CAN YOU STUMBLEON SEND ME A ANSWER FOR THIS PROBLEM. IF I KEEP DOWNLOADING EACH, I’LL FILL UP MY EXTRA RESERVES FOR DOWNLOADS AND THEY’D BE ALL THE SAME THING. STUMBLEON WHY DONT YOU DO WHAT YOU DID LAST YEAR, SO WE CAN SEE MORE WITHOUT ALOT OF HOOEY.