PAPAZOO

I work in Tech Suport for a major DSL provider and we always get calls from people that are shall we say less than proficient on there computers. I recently found a website called Computer Stupidites and below are some of the better ones. Anyone that has ever done some kind of tech support can relate to these.

• Me: “DSL is a lot faster. It–”
• Friend’s Father: “Yeah, but if you have DSL, there are a lot of threats.”
• Me: “Yes, that’s true to a degree, but there are firewalls that–”
• Friend’s Father: “No, but they can hack into your computer even when it’s off and steal your electricity.”
• Me: “Umm…I’m pretty sure that won’t happen.”
• Friend’s Father: “It’s all over the news. You mean to tell me they’re wrong?”
• Me: “…I guess so.” (more…)

George Carlin is one of the crudist and funniest comedians around. I stumbled across his rules for 2007 and thought they were hilarious.

New Rule:

Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There’s a reason you don’t talk to people for 25 years. Because you don’t particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . mowing my lawn. (more…)

We recently had a new phone line installed so my wife could work from home. It seems like we are now a target and the phone seems to be running off the hook. I’ve always wanted to mess with telemarketers. If anyone has any others that are good please leave a comment to add to the list.

10. When they ask “How are you today?” Tell them! “I’m so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died…” (more…)